country song quotes from musicI need clever and original country music song quotes?

I am attending a country music festival in a couple weeks. Me and some of my girl friends want to make t-shirts with a clever country music quotes from a popular song. Preferably short ones. Any ideas?
Billy Currington - People Are Crazy
"God is great 啤酒 is good and People Are Crazy"

Kellie Pickler - Best Days Of Your Life
"The best days of your life"

Miley Cyrus - The Climb
"It’s all about The climb Keep the faith"

Dierks Bentley - Sideways
"Gonna get a little bit sideways"

Jason Aldean - She's Country
"She's all about the country"

Zac Brown Band - Toes
"Life is good today"

Alan Jackson - Good Time
"It’s time for a good time"

Carrie Underwood - All-American Girl
"She's the center of his whole world"

Keith Urban - Sweet Thing
"The moon is hicountry song quotes from musicgh and the night is young"

Montgomery Gentry - Lucky Man
"Gods given me a pretty fair hand"

Martina McBride - This One's For The Girls
"Stand your ground when everybody's giving in"
"You're beautiful the way you are"
If The South Would Have Won We Would Have Had It Made- Hank Jr
A Country Boy Can Survive- Hank Jr
If That Aint Country Ill Kiss Your AV儿劣- David Allan Coe
I Aint Livin Long Like This- Waylon
Ive Still Got Alot Of Leavin Left To Do- Dierks Bentley
Honky Tonk Heroes Like Me- Waylon
Id Settle For A Slow Down- Dierks
Ill Take Anything Domestic Light And Cold- Dierks
Where You Gunna Find A Good Man Like Me?- Dierks
Yee Haw- Jake Owen
You Dont Mess Around With Jim- Josh Turner
Im King Of The Road- Randy Travis and Josh Turner
My 宝贝疙瘩s A Firecracker- Josh Turner
I Like My Chicken Friedcountry song quotes from music- Zac Brown Band
These Are My People- Rodney Atkins
Take A Walk In My Hillbilly Shoes- Montgomery Gentry
People Are Crazy- Billy Currington
You And Me Goin Fishin In The Dark- Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Ill Rock You Steady Rough And Ready- Trace Adkins
On the front - If That Ain't Country
On the back - You Can Kiss My ↓
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares-Travis Tritt
"If I can find my mind now, I guess I'll just leave"

I love that line. It's from Dwight Y's "Guitars and Cadillacs.
I'd Like to Check You For Ticks---"Ticks" Brad Paisley
"Girls Lie Too"
i'm no quitter -shania twain
I'm here to put the dick in dixie, and the AV儿劣* back in country-Hank III
What Part Of No Don't You Understand....Lorrie Morgan